Amperex 12AX7 / ECC83 Long Plate mC5

Description: 1958Amperex mC512AX7 / ECC83Long Plate / D-Foil Getter1 Single Tube STRONG & HEALTHY | D-DFOIL GETTER | LONG PLATES | 30 DAY RETURNS | FREE SHIPPING This tube was born in January of 1958. An uncomfortable time in American History when NASA was busy securing second place in the space race against the Russians with that weird commie space monkey that looks confusingly like it shares a supersized chunk of DNA with Putin. Meanwhile, the Dutch were getting sky high in another way and making dope vacuum tubes — like this one. Its birth date strongly suggests this is an mC5 tube which would be consistent with other tubes boasting the same exact code. However, it is possible since this tube isn’t marked mC5 or mC6 that this is an mC6 tube. THE SCORE 37/32 & 39/32 Tested on a calibrated TV-7 where 32=Good/66% and 48=Brand New/100% THE FINE PRINT ZERO CLUCKS RETURNS Return it for any reason. Or no reason. I don’t give a cluck. I love returns. I don’t care at all if you want to return something — I only care so much as I can make it right for you. As long as you haven’t done anything unforgivably untoward with it, like feed it White Castle, leave it in a room alone with weird Uncle Stewy or expose it to that warty crotch virus Ted Cruz, return it. I’ll take it back with open arms. Said plainly, I photograph and document every tube obsessively and comprehensively. Some might say I’m freakish about it. I would. If you finger the paint with a clammy, excited fingers, I’ll know. If you write on the tube like an insolent child, I’ll know. If you try to swap the tube I’ll know. I’ll also know you must think I’m an idiot for believing that could ever work. And when you start to itch in places you don’t ever want to itch, or you didn’t know could itch, you’ll know I wasn't kidding when I told you I keep both a Voodoo Priestess and a Witchdoctor on retainer — because I just told you. Mind that Sharpie, friend. SHIPPING POLICY TL/DR: I arbitrarily decide who and what gets free shipping and who and what doesn’t. Why? Because I said so. Your item will generally ship within two business days. It will be securely and beautifully packaged. Return shipping is the responsibility of the buyer unless the item is damaged, defective, or you were shipped an incorrect item. In the event of a Ted Cruz exposure, smash and burn it immediately and then bathe in holy water for seven days. Please note: Apparently the USPS and the Second Chance School for Not Very Smart Clowns now recruit from the same stock and have even adopted the same training curriculum which appears to primarily be to watch 3-Stooges movie scenes edited together with cuts from Dumb and Dumberer mashed up against footage of our favorite lawmakers taking turns trying to find Mexico on a map and attempting to form a complete sentence. Which is to say if your item is shipped with the USPS anything is possible. Technically, unless an item is damaged, defective or shipped incorrectly you’re on the hook for return shipping. But don’t go hawking grannies pearls just yet, my friend. Truth is, I have that policy just so I can make the jerks pay for their shipping. I pay for everyone else. If you’re reading this wondering if you’re a jerk or not, well... ABOUT ME Parking afflicted ex-ad guy turned tube monger. And loving it. That’s right, I park for shit. That’s the important bit. That’s why I’m here. That’s why I’m selling tubes. Parking tickets. Like, a lot of parking tickets. You know how color blind people can’t see color? I’m sign blind. Line blind, too. To me, the world is just one big empty parking space. That’s the curse of it, I was born free range, all nature and no nurture. I can’t help it. One minute I’m minding my own business trying to deliver some tubes, next thing you know my Jekyll comes out and I’m hot wheeling my way up the curb. Sidewalk, sometimes. I’ll stop it, drop it and won't even lock it. Fire zones are my freak. Block you into your own garage? Oh, hell yeah. That spot may have your name on it, but whose car is that? Adverse possession is the name of my game. Loading zones? Load of bullshit. Electric cars only? No lightning for your ride today. Asshhole idling right outside your window? You know who. Bike lane? Bike lame. Peddle your hypocrisy somewhere else, Spandy. Don't see too many folks wearing tights in traffic court. Which is both unfair and disappointing. I’ve begun to think I’ve taken things too far, though. Recently, I started parking in the police lot to attend to my business in traffic court. I mean, it’s right there. And I’m figuring they’d see my wheels and appreciate that I’m trying to do right. But that’s not how they see it. Like at all. Embarrassed, my lawyer quit. But he’s the kind of milquetoast idiot that pays for parking and still uses LOL and a YAHOO! email address with a straight face. Some people. Doc says if I want to get better I need to ask for help. And I want to get better, I really do. So help me get the help I need and stay on the right side of the law and buy some tubes already. I’m counting on you. TESTING Test all you want. Just don’t test me. I’ll keep this short and simple. I test all tubes at least three times; when they first come into my world, when I list them, and again right before shipping. I test them with a recently calibrated Hickcock TV-7 that I meticulously maintain. I test to the best of my ability and I report all results honestly. My results are my results. Your results are your results. The end. I will not litigate test results with you or anyone else that thinks they and their holy tester are God’s special gift to testing, That said, you can certainly return a tube because your test results don’t match my test results. And you will also certainly pay the return shipping unless the tube is wildly out of synch with what I reported, which is at my sole discretion to declare. And by wildly out of synch I mean door-nail dead like Lincoln. Copyright © 2024 Chicken Or Egg, LLC \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\.

Price: 169 USD

Location: Gardiner, New York

End Time: 2024-12-16T16:05:07.000Z

Shipping Cost: 11 USD