Art Doll - Handmade - Zombie Mommie

Description: What is a ZOMBIEMOMMIE? Well, any woman that has spent a rainy and/or snowy day (week!) at home with children or spent the day at a theme park, amusement park, fair, and even the mall is a ZOMBIEMOMMIE. Take a look at those faces – that’s what you look like at the end of the day, week, month, year after multiple uninterrupted hours with kids, husband, partner and/or significant other. My ZOMBIEMOMMIES are made with tough love, just like you want to do with your children but are afraid or mind numb enough not to! Their 100% unbleached muslin bodies are dyed with organic plant based dyes is boiling water. I then will savagely sew their wacked out expressions and their bodies. An anatomically correct heart is ironed on their chests with a very hot dry iron. – ‘cause even ZOMBIEMOMMIES have a heart. Then I’ll yank their yarn hair through their empty heads using brand new yarn. Each ZOMBIEMOMMIE is ONE OF A KIND because no mommies are the same. I use new 100% cotton fabric for their undies and dresses. Their aprons are made from unbleached muslin. Stains and handprints are iron on transfers. I don’t know what their fashionable boots are made of but the fabric is brand new. ZOMBIEMOMMIES wear dresses because they are making an effort even though they know it’s pointless and because not all mommies look good in yoga pants. Same goes for the earrings. Their brain necklaces remind them of the times they could discuss books that had no pictures and movies without cartoon characters with adults. The boots are because I know how much s**t mothers have to deal with everyday. The apron is just there to keep those fabulous dresses somewhat clean – HA! Each ZOMBIEMOMMIE comes in her own body bag with a personalized mortuary identification tag. These useful accessories are for when she needs “me time” and needs to remember who she really is. These rag dolls are ART DOLLS. Even though they are sewn with determination, they include buttons, pins and other small parts that can choke those little ankle biters you call children. ZOMBIEMOMMIES are not recommended for children under the age of 10 years old and to be honest, I don’t recommend them for kids at all – C’MON, WE NEED NICE THINGS OF OUR OWN, RIGHT!?! ZOMBIEMOMMIES are approximately 25” tall with a 20” arm span. Her arms are always open for hugs or to snatch a screaming toddler up to get 'em outside!I tried to get the color as accurately as I could. I have described the item to the best of my ability. Colors may vary due to differences in monitors, screens, etc. *** NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN UNDER 10 YEARS OLD - NOT A TOY *** Colors may vary due to differences in monitors, screens, etc. MY HOME IS PET FRIENDLY, NON-SMOKING! Please feel free to ask a question before bidding/purchasing if you need additional information. Thank you.

Price: 50 USD

Location: Jacksonville, Florida

End Time: 2024-12-13T20:35:52.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD