Concealed Carry Steamer

Description: In the field of covert operations, you don't have the luxury of using the big steamer at headquarters -- you need to be ready to steam at a moment's notice. Enter this stealthy tool, that no one knows about -- except you. With this bad boy in your jacket, or your glove compartment, you can bring steam wherever you need to -- without warning. This isn't your grandma's steamer - it's... The Concealed-Carry Steamer Uses include: Steamed hams! You're in a tight spot, deep in enemy territory; you need a steamed ham, and you've only got moments to spare. What to do? Bam: whip out your steamer and go. Steaming up your bedroom! You're in a hotel room. You've got a hot companion, and love is in the air, but... it's all just a bit drab, a bit boring. Well guess what? Not anymore: steaming things up is as easy at putting your trigger finger on the steamer, and setting it to "steam". Ooh la la! Curing Rubber! It's the middle of the night. Silent and still. You don't know who might be watching. You're fashioning gaskets out of rubber, and you need the rubber to cure. There's just one problem: that requires some steam. Thankfully, your trusty sidekick -- this steamer -- is here to save the day. And the best part is, nobody will suspect that you can cure-on-the-go, because your steamer has been safely hidden, away from prying eyes. Sterilization! Think fast!!! Your house keys -- are they sterile?? And how about your shoes??Now they can be, because you can steam them, all without leaving a trace. Bathroom Art! You want to draw a smiley face on the bathroom mirror, but it isn't steamed up enough -- and there's no hot water, or no shower. Well guess what? you're in luck. Now people (enemy spies?) are going to wonder: how did that mirror get steamed up enough for that smiley face? And they'll be amazed, because by then you'll have tucked your steamer back into your pants. Consider this your personal LICENSE TO STEAM! ---- Thanks for Visiting the Nihilist Shop It's the eBay store that's totally, maniacally dedicated to your complete customer satisfaction, to an unhealthy degree. In fact, your basic, run-of-the-mill satisfaction isn't nearly enough for us. The kind of satisfaction we're talking about is euphoria. Rapture. Devotion. That's why at the Nihilist Shop, our Company Vision, which we stay awake every night thinking about, is for you to be so satisfied that you suggest to us, somewhat sheepishly -- as your own idea, without us even asking! -- that perhaps, as a symbol of your enduring customer satisfaction, we should exchange small vials of each-other's blood, so that we can wear yours around our neck, while you wear ours. Until that day, our hearts have a you-shaped hole, and we will strive every day, from dawn to dusk, to fill it the only way we know how to: with the softness and sweetness of your customer satisfaction.

Price: 66.6 USD

Location: Miami, Florida

End Time: 2024-03-16T16:51:15.000Z

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