One-Eyed Monster DVD, 2008 Comedy Homage to Alien/The Thing, Ron Jeremy WILDRIDE

Description: Free Shipping in the USA 9 3/4 inches of Ron Jeremy is on the loose Get ready to laugh with the hilarious comedy DVD, One-Eyed Monster! This movie is a must-see for fans of Alien and The Thing, as it pays homage to these classic films. Starring Veronica Hart, Amber Benson, and Ron Jeremy, this DVD is sure to be a hit with comedy lovers everywhere. Released in 2009 and formatted for DVD Region Code 1 (US, Canada...), this NTSC video is presented in a tall/DVD case. Directed by Adam Fields, this DVD is a great addition to any movie collection. Don't miss out on the fun - order your copy of One-Eyed Monster today! Caleb Mayo, Jason Graham, Veronica Hart, Adam Fields, Amber Benson, Jeff Denton, Ron Jeremy In a comic homage to Alien and The Thing , the cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills. The "detachable penis" horror genre is very small, consisting of Jonathan Yudis' PERVERT! (2005), Frank Henenlotter's BAD BIOLOGY (2008) and the funniest of them all, ONE-EYED MONSTER (2008). I know you probably won't believe me, but Ron Jeremy, the Hedgehog himself, delivers a winning and sometimes very emotional performance, basically portraying himself. Veteran porn actress Veronica Hart proves once again, as she did in DERANGED (1987; using the name "Jane Hamilton"), that she's a fantastic actress who was never given her due in "straight" films. She could out-act most female "superstars" today, even though she also plays herself (Think playing yourself is easy? It ain't!). A group of porn filmmakers and actors travel to a secluded cabin in the mountains to make an adult film, just as a weird "atmospheric anomaly" hits the mountain, trapping everyone inside because no one wants to drive down the steep mountain road. Ron (Ron Jeremy; the awful CURSE OF PIRATE DEATH - 2006) goes outside to catch his breath before filming his first scene with Veronica and sees a shooting star, only it's not a shooting star at all, as it hits Ron's body and possesses him. When he films his first scene with Hart, his disembodied 9 3/4-inch member nearly kills Veronica, but Ron dies instead, dickless (the crew stop Veronica's internal bleeding by shoving a bunch of tampons taped together up her hooch!). The male genitalia then begins killing the cast and crew one-by-one until only Veronica, lighting technician Jonah (Jason Graham) and script girl Laura (Amber Benson; INTERMEDIO - 2005), who is in love with Ron's detached wang (!), are left. But it's not the story that's important here, it's the dialogue, which is hilariously funny. Sample: Jim (Jeff Denton): "Okay, Ron, take off your sweater." Ron: "I'm not wearing a sweater." Jim: "Okay, and... action!" I have to tell you, I was nearly crying I was laughing so much, but I'll leave that for you to discover. Director/co-screenwriter Adam Fields has made a film that fires on all cylinders and the late Charles Napier (DEEP SPACE - 1987), of all people, turns in a very funny performance as an alcoholic Vietnam veteran who once killed a detachable alien penis in the jungles of 'Nam. He delivers one of the best pieces of (long) funny dialogue explaining how he killed the alien member. Everyone in this film is fantastic and Jeremy's pep talk to Veronica early in the film is one of the best pieces of acting I ever saw him deliver. There's also some very graphic deaths (especially Jeff Denton's; CLOWNTOWN - 2015), but it is all done for comic effect. All I want to know is this: Why hasn't Adam Fields made another film since this one? It's early in 2020 as I write this review and this is his final credit (it's his only feature film as director). He certainly has the talent, but I can only guess that since this film deals with porn (it's Rated R, but it's a Hard R [no joke intended]), it stigmatized him in the industry. When are Hollywood types going to learn that porn is not poison? Ron Jeremy found a second career appearing in genre films, but he had to fight hard to get those roles. I only hope Adam Fields battles just as hard to make another film. If you are not a part of the "Moral Majority", I'd advise you check this film out (it is available streaming on Amazon Prime at the time of this review). I guarantee a good time! And remember this ladies: "Do the Kegel"!

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