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Book Title: Seagrum the Dwarf : the Vampire's Mortgage
Item Length: 9in.
Item Height: 0.5in.
Item Width: 6in.
Author: David Payne
Format: Trade Paperback
Language: English
Topic: Fantasy / Dark Fantasy
Publisher: CreateSpace
Publication Year: 2015
Genre: Fiction
Item Weight: 12.7 Oz
Number of Pages: 198 Pages
