Description: So Horny Tension Relief Fidget PuttyFrustration Relief at Your FingertipsWhen you look at the frustrated expression on this poor deer’s face, it’s clear that he has a load on his mind. Clearly, he’s suffering from massive horniness and could use some serious relief. Fortunately, we’re sensitive to the plight of the perpetually horny, and have come up with a revolutionary hands-on solution for letting go of such agonizing tension. Now, bucks of all ages and levels of horniness can handle their situations all by themselves with So Horny Tension Relief Fidget Putty!If you know a buck who has a major case of the “blues,” be a pal and set him up with a sure thing — So Horny Relief Putty. Once he gets a chance to give it a good grip and tug, he’ll see how satisfying it can be to play with it solo. In fact, after a hard day, he’ll look forward to the sweet release of tension that comes with a stiff handful and some elbow grease.Specs, Features and Bragging EightsSpecial formula loosens up as you work it in your handsSo Horny Putty comes in a blue camo, extra horny deer tinWeird gag gift for hunters and outdoorsmenRed chameleon putty is sealed in tight to prevent spontaneous leakageHilarious novelty gift for adults with a little too much alone time on their handsPerfect for solo tension reliefTin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of puttyWork It Out AnywhereSo Horny Fidget Putty is a thoughtful gift for adults who find themselves dealing with the distraction and frustration of horniness at inopportune times. The tightly-sealed, anti-drip lid keeps relief safely tucked away until the mood strikes. The tin’s compact design makes it perfect for carrying along in a gym bag, purse, briefcase, or suitcase and fits conveniently in a bathroom cabinet, bedside table, or desk drawer.Surprise friends and family with chameleon red So Horny Stress Putty that can help them yank away daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges. Go ahead and wrap it for a hilarious adult stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant idea.NOVELTY USE ONLY
Price: 10.99 USD
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
End Time: 2024-12-30T23:02:00.000Z
Shipping Cost: 0 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Style: Fun & Curiosity
Theme: Deer
Type: Stress Putty
Color: Red
MPN: Fidget
Personalized: No
Occasion: Christmas
Brand: Gears Out
