Spin Master Fuggler Funny Ugly Monster Stuffed Animal12" Large Plush(Lil' Demon)

Description: Spin Master Fuggler Funny Ugly Monster Stuffed Animal12" Large Plush(Lil' Demon) Features lots of teeth! Big, human-like, less-than-pearly teeth - and he's always looking for more Soft enough to hug, but we're not sure why you'd want to Stands 12 inches tall for maximum sneaky antics Comes with an adoption certificate you can display proudly to alienate family and friends No Fuggler is the same! Well, except the teeth. Find your ideal mishmash of weird and sign your life away Buyer beware, adopt if you dare! Fugglers are mischievous, misunderstood, funny-ugly monsters full of teeth and nightmares. Why would you want one, you ask? We don’t know your life. Maybe you like sleeping with one eye open, or the idea of having your teeth stolen by a squinty-eyed creep is appealing to you. Maybe your life is too perfect, and you want to ruin that for some reason. Whatever your poison, we can make it happen. Our adoption process is simple! 1. Look deep into the vacant eyes of all the Fugglers up for adoption. Narrow it down to the one that repulses you the least. Or the most. 2. Take a hot sec to consider why you’re actively sabotaging your own happiness. 3. Choose to adopt your Fuggler. We'll follow his trail of destruction until we track that toothy weirdo down. He'll probably be gnawing on chicken bones in a dumpster. 4. We will capture your Fuggler using only the most humane and industry-leading Fuggler-wrangling techniques. The Fuggler will bite and fart outrageously. 5. Your Fuggler will be forcibly stuffed into a Fuggler-proof cardboard travelling box and mailed to your home. He will try to escape that box, so don’t be surprised if it shows up at your door mangled as heck. 6. Remove your Fuggler from its box with great caution. Immediately regret your decision. We will even provide you with an adoption certificate to commemorate the occasion, and to free us of legal responsibility for whatever destruction he wreaks on your house and life. You’ve been warned. What the heck is a Fuggler? Fugglers are funny-ugly monsters that will ruin your life and warm your heart with their mischievous antics and straight-up bonkers appearance. They’re hard-wired to wreak havoc, but their shrivelled little hearts can hold a little love for you, their human. If there’s one thing you can expect from your Fuggler, it’s total mischief and unpredictability. Shipping We offer FREE shipping on all orders! We ship within Three business days of payment, usually sooner. We use a selection of shipping services such as UPS, FedEx, USPS etc. We only ship to the lower 48 states, no APO/FPO addresses or PO Boxes allowed. Local pickups and combined shipping options are not provided at this time. Return You can return a product for up to 30 days from the date you purchased it. Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt. Payment We accept payment by any of the following methods:PayPalPlease pay as soon as possible after winning an auction, as that will allow us to post your item to you sooner! Feedback Customer satisfaction is very important to us. If you have any problem with your order, please contact us and we will do our best to make you satisfied. Contact Us If you have any queries, please contact us via ebay. We usually respond within 24 hours on weekdays. Please visit our eBay store to check out other items for sale! Thank you for shopping at our store.

Price: 63.28 USD

Location: Phoenix, AZ

End Time: 2024-12-09T19:59:59.000Z

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