THE COFFEE TABLE (DVD, Award-winning horror film

Description: Unspeakable horror meets the blackest of black comedy in this tale of a married couple, their newborn and a tacky coffee table. Jesus and Maria, to celebrate their new baby, go furniture shopping. Jesus, in a rebellion against his tough-as-nails wife, insists on a trashy fake gold embossed glass table held up but four breast-bearing female figures (think an Ikea table designed by Liberace.) Guaranteed to bring happiness to their family by the smarmy salesman, the couple buy the monstrosity. Assembled in their home, the table instead, brings nothing by horror, their worst nightmare is about to happen. Director Cayé Cases (“Killing God”) pushes the limits of unbearableness and all without evil ghosts, monsters or possessions to do so, just a little insignificant coffee table. But mark our words, that damn table will drive you through a mental hell, stuck in a limbo between nervous laughter, disgust and an urge to cleanse your eyes of the images they’ve just been exposed to. Some review quotes:“Asgrim and dark as they come. I absolutely love it…grueling, entertaining, andanxiety-fueled….it’s so ridiculously tense that even the Safdie brothers wouldhave a hard time watching. Highly recommended for my fellow sickos. Film School Dropouts“Thisis going to shock the hell out of you.”Movie Hooker“Thisis the kinda movie that will mess you up." Cinema Addicts“TheMost Intense Horror Film of the Year? This movie will change you, you’ll neverforget it."Beyond the Void"It's cleverly written, beautifully performed and quite unforgettable,and yet I hesitate to recommend that anybody watch it.” Eye for Film“Catch“The Coffee Table,” but don’t hold it against me. You have been warned.” Popflick“This in-your-face film pushesthe envelope and is absolutely not for the faint of heart. Prepare yourself.” ScreenZealots “Makes for a very conflicting and unsettlingmovie going experience. It is original in its own way. It is also the worstdate movie, ever.” Screen Anarchy“One of the bleakest moviesmany of us have seen in years. Casas also directed the hell out of this thing.”HorrorMovie Blog“Shocking” Loudand Clear Reviews“Filled with tension andsuspense” Film Carnage“Will absolutely wreck you” CinemaScholars “Diabolically disturbing” OneFilmFan.com “Decidedly f***ed up” DirtyMovies“Not for the faint ofheart!” ScariestThings“Terrifying” Andersonville.com“One of the most nightmarishexperiences I’ve had watching a movie” ALL HALLOWS CLEAVE “So dark and gut-wrenching that it has to be seen to be understood.” FANDADS (MSN.COM) “One of the most emotionallydisturbing movies I’ve ever seen." HORRORWITH MORGAN“The tension never lets up” THETERRIBLE TERROR PODCAST “Hits you like a train.” BIGFAT CULT " If you have a strong stomach and a taste for the bizarre, The Coffee Table is a darkly comedic gemwaiting to be discovered." HORROR NERD ONLINE“A brilliantachievement." MOVIE HOOKER “I can’t recommend enough thatyou use caution with this one." NIGHT LIGHT HORROR

Price: 13.99 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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